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TOP MLB Plays Today 9/13/17

Guess what? You're going to win tonight. Know how I know that? Because pitching is a friggin' LOCK!

Power Pitching Targets:

1. Ervin Santana, MIN ($10,900 DK, $8800 FD)  LOL at the Padres. Here's some of my fav headlines from yesterday: "Dozier, Twins look to keep pounding Padres", "Twins 16, Padres 0: Secret of the Seven Dongs", "Padres serve up seven Twins home runs in 16-0 shellacking". If words like Shellacking/Dongs/Pounding don't get your heart racing for E.Santana I don't know what will. Ah, maybe the fact he stomped them in August and that result? SD hitting .190 vs Ervin Santana in 32 at bats. Pound for pound the best Ace pitcher tonight. THEN AGAIN, stupid Padres have a bad habit of showing up when it's a guaranteed win - also Lamet is a good pitcher on the other side of the coin. Holy crap HUGE bargain on FD. 

2.  Jon Lester, CHC ($9600 DK, $8700 FD)The "Cheap" way to do Power Pitching tonight. Late season Lester is starting to hit his stride. The thesis here is Mets can't hit Lefties and Lester doesn't like to disappoint the home crowd. Sauce: NYM's lineup has a 22% K rate vs lefties. NYM's lineup has a .128 ISO vs lefties. Now, I said he doesn't LIKE to disappoint Wrigley, yet he still does repeatedly which is part of the danger. Averaging 21.1% less FP while Home. At the end of the day if Jon Lester can't best the Mets then I don't know what to believe anymore.

Bro, you left Max Scherzer off the Power Pitching list? Ya. He's been subpar lately, even with medium level matchups, Nats clinched already, just doesn't add up for the high price tonight. Will he do good? Scher, but we opt out this evening.

Value Pitchers:

Freeroll ACTION Hotter Than Ted Cruz's Internet Habits...

• Special $1K MLB - DK

• $500 MLB - DK

• $250 Pick'Em MLB - DK

• $250 Arcade Mode - DK

Play in these every night. Win some free money, take your lover out to a nice McD nugget-fest with the winnings or use them to power the Millimaker.

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